Who can enter?
All Self-Proclaimed Beauty Queens may enter.

Who can be a Self-Proclaimed Beauty Queen?
Anyone can be a self-proclaimed beauty queen - all men and women of any (or no) sexual preference and/or identity are encouraged to participate.  Give yourself a title starting with the prefix Miss, make a sash and you are ready!

What if I'm not pretty?
This pageant is for ALL self-proclaimed beauty queens. Have you SEEN the pictures of StacycatS on this site?!

Can children enter?
We do not suggest you enter your child, as we put no restrictions on the actions of other participants.  Also the Jean Benet Ramsey thing kind of freaks us out!!

I don't want to be a "Miss", can I be a "Ms"?
No! This is our spoof of the Miss America / Miss USA pageants. If you would like to produce a mockery of some Ms. pageant, there is always next year!

I have a penis. Do I have to be a Miss?
Yes! In our reality, *anyone* can be Miss Black Rock City.

I don't have a talent. Can I still be in the pageant?
We are firm believers that EVERYONE has a talent of some sort. Your 'talent' should be that one thing that you do, that thing which sets you apart from the rest - be it putting on lipstick with your bra ala Molly Ringwald in the Breakfast Club, or walking a tightrope, or DRAWING BLOOD like our own Miss Playa del Fuego 2004! Ask your friends for suggestions as to what they think your talent is - you may be surprised!

I can't sew - how do I make a sash?
Take 2 pieces of duct tape, stick them together and write your name on the sash with a Sharpie. For added panache, stick a piece of fabric (wider than the duct tape) between the two pieces of duct tape.

Is this pageant fair?
Oh, hell no - no beauty pageant is fair!  Participants are encouraged to participate for FUN, rather than play to win.  REMEMBER: Bribing is the new Gifting!

Can I be a judge?
The judges have already been chosen. But if you would like to influence the outcome of the event you can always bribe a judge...

What do I win?
It varies from event to event. Remember: Participate for fun, rather than play to win!